A Cure for Wellness
Gore Verbinski, Justin Haythe
A stockbroker unravels the terrifying secrets of a mysterious Swiss spa where guests never leave.
Gregory Maguire
This review is currently a draft.
Everyone knows the story of the girl who defeated the Wicked Witch on the road to the Emerald City. But what about the witch herself? Where did she come from, and what drove her to the side of darkness? For once there was just a green-skinned little girl named Elphaba, growing up and seeing the very un-fairy-tale underside of a fairy-tale land. Injustice, cruelty, and prejudice — that is what made the Wicked Witch of the West: sharp-tongued, misunderstood, and anything but wicked.
Mood
Excited
Pacing
Rough
Aftertaste
Disappointed
Would Revisit
Don't think so!
Recommendation
No, better check the Broadway musical, and both adaptations.
The answer of course, is that the clock isn't meant to measure earthly time, but the time of the soul. Redemption and condemnation time. For the soul, each instant is always a minute short of judgment.
This novel is based on the children’s book The Wonderful Wizard of Oz and its 1939 film adaptation, and is the first and most popular in the series. There are currently 10 books in total — quite the cash cow, phew!
First, I want to talk about the film adaptations Wicked and Wicked: For Good, both based on the 2003 stage musical, which was itself based on Gregory Maguire’s 1995 novel.
About Wicked (Part 1)
— Why does Wickedness happen? — That’s a good question. One many people find confusifying. Are people born Wicked? Or do they have Wickedness thrust upon them?
Overall, I really enjoyed the film for its music, visuals, cast and some standout scenes — but I do have a few complaints:
What I genuinely loved was the decision to build real sets rather than rely on CGI. Everything looked absolutely stunning! After watching, I went down a complete Wicked rabbit hole on YouTube. Despite its flaws, I really enjoyed it — 8/10 and recommended.
About Wicked: For Good (Part 2)
— They need someone to be wicked so you can be good.
I went to see this one in the cinema. As always, the sets were the most impressive part — the work is colossal! The second film was more emotional, and watching it I finally understood why Ariana and Cynthia cry every time they talk about it in interviews. A few thoughts:
Now, the book:
There are bound to be popular uprisings — the stupid, senseless kind, in which strong dumb people enjoy getting killed for the sake of political changes that’ll be rolled back within the decade. Adds such meaning to meaningless lives, don’t you think?
The book is quite long and difficult to get through because of the sheer volume of text that contributes nothing to the plot. If the author had cut 300+ pages, the concept and story wouldn’t have suffered at all — but the reading experience would have improved significantly!
It’s also worth noting that the Russian title was mistranslated in a way that implies the book is some kind of fairy tale, when it’s actually closer to a dark romance with a very adult rating. On top of that, the Russian translation itself is noticeably softened compared to the original, which feels wrong.
The book touches on themes of good and evil, propaganda and prejudice — but all of it gets successfully buried under an enormous amount of unnecessary scenes and descriptions. The only genuinely good thing this book produced was the musical, which took the concept and vastly improved it.
To the grim poor there need be no pourquoi tale about where evil arises; it just arises; it always is.
The author never made me care about the characters, connect with any of them, or agree with the point of view on discrimination and other social and political issues. I frequently stopped reading because it became unbearably dull — dozens of pages of content that added nothing!
Overall, I didn't enjoy the book and wouldn't recommend it. 6/10. But I do strongly recommend the Broadway musical, and both films.
December 26, 2025
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