A Cure for Wellness
Gore Verbinski, Justin Haythe
A stockbroker unravels the terrifying secrets of a mysterious Swiss spa where guests never leave.
Phil Lord, Andy Weir
This review is currently a draft.
Science teacher Ryland Grace wakes up on a spaceship light years from home with no recollection of who he is or how he got there. As his memory returns, he begins to uncover his mission: solve the riddle of the mysterious substance causing the sun to die out. He must call on his scientific knowledge and unorthodox ideas to save everything on Earth from extinction... but an unexpected friendship means he may not have to do it alone.
Mood
Excited
Pacing
Confused
Aftertaste
Bitter
Would Revisit
Nope
Recommendation
I'd not recommend
— I put the 'not' in astronaut! I've never done a space walk, I can't even moonwalk! I haven't done any training, I haven't done the whole... ..the pool thing! — No, no, no. That is just we do for the picture, for social media. — I'm not heroic in any way. I get sick on an elevator! — Perfect. There's no elevator on the ship.
This movie was advertised so much and had so many positive reviews — and the trailer was breathtaking enough that we decided to see it on the big screen in IMAX. Either my expectations were too high, or the movie genuinely isn’t that good. Time to add a fly in the ointment.
The first thing that immediately catches your eye is the visuals. Overall it looks wonderful, but some scenes felt a bit lacking in quality to me — or maybe I was just expecting it to be more grounded in realism.
Since I’ve already started on realism and expectations: the movie wasn’t serious enough for me. It felt more like a fairy tale for kids. The astronaut figured out how to communicate with the alien way too fast, and understood him way too quickly. Everyone “dies” five times and comes back five times. Everything gets done just in time, with no real losses or consequences — just pure luck. It ends up being too fantastical even by the logic of the fantasy genre. Nothing can be that perfect or that lucky.
Ryan Gosling gave a good performance, but there were a couple of scenes that felt a bit cringe. That’s most likely a problem with the creators and the script rather than Ryan himself.
Honestly, this movie feels way too overrated. I left more disappointed than satisfied. It’s just another cosmic fantasy action film, not particularly high quality, where another white American saves the universe purely because he’s lucky enough. Boring, tired and not worth the time.
I wouldn't recommend it — 7/10 on average. And because I didn't enjoy the movie, I have no interest in the book either, especially since it doesn't feel like my type of literature anyway.
April 16, 2026
Gore Verbinski, Justin Haythe
A stockbroker unravels the terrifying secrets of a mysterious Swiss spa where guests never leave.
Brandon Cronenberg
James and Em Foster are enjoying an all-inclusive beach vacation in the fictional island of La Tolqa.
Thea Sharrock, Eléonore Pourriat
A misogynist wakes up in a matriarchal society.