A Cure for Wellness
Gore Verbinski, Justin Haythe
A stockbroker unravels the terrifying secrets of a mysterious Swiss spa where guests never leave.
Yorgos Lanthimos, Ari Aster
This review is currently a draft.
A conspiracy-obsessed worker named Teddy, with the help of his not-too-bright cousin, kidnaps the head of a major company — convinced she is an alien from the Andromeda galaxy, sent to destroy life on Earth. He locks her in his basement and demands she write a message to the Andromedan emperor, asking him to take Teddy aboard his ship and discuss a plan for the aliens to leave our green planet alone.
Mood
Excited
Pacing
Enchanting
Aftertaste
In awe
Would Revisit
Definitely yes!
Recommendation
Highly recommend!
It all starts with something… magnificent. A flower, then, a honeybee. The workers gather pollen for the queen. But the bees, they're dying, and that's the way they planned it. To make us the same as the bees. But it is not in control anymore. We are.
This film is a remake of the South Korean film Save the Green Planet!. The title comes from the ancient Greek words for “bull” and “offspring”, referring to a ritual rooted in the myth that bees hatch from the carcass of a bull.
Another masterpiece from Lanthimos, starring my beloved Stone, and it’s no secret that I loved it.
The visuals are, as always, beautiful, and the acting is excellent. There’s a lot to say about this film, but I’ll focus on the main reasons it worked so well for me. I don’t know the Korean original, so I’m treating this as a film in its own right. Spoilers ahead!
From the very beginning, the main character and his speeches give off strong incel vibes. The fact that he administers chemical castration injections suggests a clear sexual undertone, which is further supported by the story of violence committed against him — something I read as a kind of metaphor for incels.
I really liked how the film visually conveyed the metaphor of the protagonist’s inability to let go of his mother, who had fallen ill and into a coma.
It’s also a nice touch that the creators added what seems like a small, insignificant detail to his portrait — the fact that he has held many different political views over the years, changing them like socks. This actually reveals a lot about him: he constantly searches for someone to blame for the failures and tragedies in his life, rather than taking any responsibility for his own choices. The scene with the secret room, where she discovers she was never his only target, confirms exactly this.
I think the ending was designed the way it was for two reasons: 1) to lighten a very heavy and disturbing subject and/or 2) to raise the question of “what if?”, because many conspiracy theories from the past have actually been confirmed by official institutions 50 to 70 years later.
I also feel the film works as a reflection on the conflict between corporations and ordinary people — on capitalist injustice and the very human hunger for revenge and justice. There are so many layers in the movie that you could keep analysing it indefinitely.
And even though the situation at the core of the film is genuinely terrifying — the kidnapping and torture of a woman — it’s skillfully balanced with dark humour, so you occasionally forget why they’re all there in the first place.
Overall, I found this film to be much more than just an attempt to make us think about ecology. Highly recommend and 9/10!
November 22, 2025
Gore Verbinski, Justin Haythe
A stockbroker unravels the terrifying secrets of a mysterious Swiss spa where guests never leave.
Brandon Cronenberg
James and Em Foster are enjoying an all-inclusive beach vacation in the fictional island of La Tolqa.
Thea Sharrock, Eléonore Pourriat
A misogynist wakes up in a matriarchal society.